Friday, August 26, 2011

Hannah Understands Denver, The Guilty Dog

Over the weekend I did a bad, bad thing (but it was fun)! Mom had some gals visiting for some ‘girly’ time. Her friend Ann (who is creating her own blog called “The Healthy Lush”) had these awesome, fabulous smelling sandles. Ann eats lots of healthy soul food and so that’s probably why those soles were so hard to resist. I didn’t really chew on that part of the sandles, though. After all, that’s the most important part! I just chewed off the top thong parts - It seemed more helpful to leave the soles. Mom didn’t understand. She says I’m full of badness! She made me watch “Denver the Guilty Dog” three times and do a few hail Marys and sent me into time out. I know I was supposed to feel guilty, but Denver was hilarious on his way to the penalty box (Ann has a cool yellow lab dog named Bailey that kinda looks like Denver)

If you're into guilty dogs - watch this one too! Poor Maggie!

BTW, Mom is psyched because Baker & Taylor said that they will distribute the book and we're almost done with the proofs from the printer. Maybe we really will get the book in September!

Love and a soulful expression!

Monday, August 15, 2011

Hannah & the Mama Grizzly

Mom says it’s a dog-eat-dog world in politics and I’m not supposed to bark about it because I’ll offend potential book buyers. She says even though there’s a lot of rabid politicians, there are a lot of nice Republicans and Democrats out there that like books about dogs, and that I need to “Wag More, Bark Less.” She says I can start my own Pee Party with a unique dogma and try to clean up the smelly mess left under the bushes if I want.

Don’t let your karma
Run over your dogma!

Love, Hannah

PS: Dad got a new mangroomer from Sharper Image!